At this point in history we should already be accustomed to the fact that Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter has nary piece of respect for our edges nor our bank accounts. At any given moment the Queen could drop a visual album and make the world stop, so it’s not too farfetched for her to be working on a project with Kelly Rowland. Being a Beyoncé fan means that you’re always in a constant state of “ready.” Will she announce a tour? Will she drop a single? Will she announce her bid for presidency? Anything is possible and you don’t have to get ready when you stay ready as a member of the Beyhive. The Queen of cryptic ass messages yet again set our blood pressure on the rise when rumors started floating that her and the best second lead vocalist known to man, Kelly Rowland, would be dropping a joint project. The rumor surfaced when a random Instagram account surfaced. The mysterious RoseIVYou account popped up right after Kelly Rowland teased new … [Read more...] about A Mystery ‘IV’ You: Are Beyoncé
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It was an enthusiastically hyped series that was set to debut in the early days of reality TV, just a few months after The Osbournes landed on MTV and hooked viewers on the charms of watching famous and quasi-famous people sitting around their homes. It starred two eccentrics whose union made them exponentially more eccentric—she was a living legend as famous for her EGOT-awarded entertaining as her pedigree and hard-partying ways, and he was a well-connected music-event producer known for his extensive collection of Shirley Temple dolls. Their wedding featured Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor as co-ring bearers and culminated in a much-discussed kiss, in which he approached her as a koi does a food pellet. Their show was cancelled after the taping of just one episode, which never saw the (official) light of day and spawned a $23 million lawsuit from one of its subjects, and then a countersuit from the company that owned the network on which it was to air. I’m … [Read more...] about Is the Holy Grail of Reality TV Disasters
What obstacles have you faced while trying to get ahead in life? That’s the question asked of former first lady Michelle Obama, Kelly Rowland, Nick Cannon, Ciara, Jussie Smollett, Questlove, Keke Palmer and more in Reach Higher’s “Worth It” video, which premiered on Tuesday. Through the sharing of these struggles and success stories, the video, which was produced by Reach Higher’s student-facing campaign, Better Make Room, in partnership with Fullscreen Media, aims to inspire and encourage young people, helping them to understand the natural obstacles and commitments required to achieve life goals—like applying to, attending and completing college or a training program. “We started Reach Higher because we want every student, no matter their background, to know that higher education is worth it – they are worth it,” said Eric Waldo, Reach Higher’s executive director. “All of the hard work that goes into applying to and … [Read more...] about Reach Higher! Michelle Obama and Her Celebrity Friends Want to Know: Are You ‘Worth It’?
I love to love love in all its beautiful, confusing, and sometimes vaguely horrifying forms, and so I am happy to report that Taylor Lautner, former werewolf and ex-boyfriend of Taylor Swift, has a new, “Instagram official” girlfriend. Her name is Tay, so that’s one less thing to keep track of. According to E! Online, Tay is a nursing student, and the duo have been dating for a couple of months. Lautner, famed for his role as Jacob in Twilight, dated the other Taylor sometime around 2010 and then she BRUTALLY broke his heart so she could write “Back to December,” and so it is nice to see that he has found homonymous love once again. I am, however, still reeling from Lautner’s 2017 breakup with Scream Queens costar Billie Lourd, so I’m afraid Tay will still have to work extra hard to earn my respect. I may have been #TeamJacob, but I will always be #TeamBillie, please alert any and all of Lautner’s future girlfriends. Then again, it … [Read more...] about Taylor Swift’s Ex-Boyfriend Taylor Lautner Has a New Girlfriend Named Tay
Welcome to Midweek Madness, Jezebel’s weekly tabloid roundup where Chip and Joanna are great, Chris and Dakotah are great, Gwyneth and Brad are great, everyone’s great. Especially me! Mrs. Fine. People Newlywed royals, they’re just like us! Wait, wrong magazine, but correct assessment. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have decided to stop living with their grandma like a NERD and move into a five-bedroom “fixer-upper” of their own. It’s called Frogmore Cottage, which I’m gonna Mad magazine fold-in into Frottage. Frottage is on the Windsor Estate, and Wallis Simpson is buried nearby. Enjoy your nazi ghosts, ya thigh-fucking freaks!! Kim Kardashian says she was rolling when she got married to first husband Damon Thomas and that she was rolling when she made that sex tape with Ray J. Paris Hilton and Chris Zylka broke up, Robert De Niro and Grace Hightower have decided to separate, Shawn Mendes is not!! gay!!!!!!, and Teddy Geiger got engaged to … [Read more...] about This Week in Tabloids: Harry and Meghan Say ‘Bye Bitch’ to Grandma